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Or will I...

Foursome and Fucking Machine

Part One: Foursome

So that happened.
I hardly ever have firsts these days, but this was one of them.

Sir was cast as the criminal who was taken sick after being sentenced to life in prison and transferred to the prisons medical wing to be whipped into shape by Matron Tammy and her two unruly assistant nurses, Charlotte and Emma.

Charlotte and Emma couldn't seem to keep a straight face and kept laughing at The Prisoner especially when Matron had to take his temperature,.. When Matron left the room they prodded and poked at him pulling at this and that and otherwise tormenting he Prisoner, making him pull at his restraints which only served to make the girls giggle more. Sadly for the girls they were having so much fun they didn't hear Matron come back in... she soon put a stop to their wicked games...

Since I get too excited about these things, here's a picture of Emma and I in our Christmas outfits!


Part Two: F Machine

Let me set the scene. Its 8:45 on Tuesday morning, it is freezing cold. There has been rain for about 4 hour already and the options are either snuggle up on the sofa in pyjamas and do some web design or go to "Rocket Yoga" as Bikram is cancelled.

Nay said I not wanting to participate in either option.

Ace was at work so no use whatsoever to me (yes he is still still about, yes I will write about him soon to all the dirty perverts who keep asking me about my sordid sex life...)

So the obvious choice was to grab a man to carry my purchases and head down to Harmony on Oxford Street. Alex?

"The Mean Reds? Well, when I get them the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Harmony. Calms me down right away. The sordidness and the filthy look of it; nothing unconsentually bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Harmony, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the Sybian a name!"

Holly Golightly. Edit: Charlotte Campbell.

I got to Harmony just after 10 in the pouring rain after having an explosion of excitement on my twitter page. I marched straight downstairs to my fave fetish fanatic and announced I was buying the Fucking Machine.

"Are you actually?!" He said excitedly boxing it up while I paid on my card (This is why one must declare income, can you imagine having to pay for an obscene about of fuckery in cash? Thats what I call public humiliation.

Now my F Machine sits majestically next to my new mirrors waiting for me to flick the ON switch.

And Yes, it is sitting on my coffee table.

Charlottes Fantasy Playroom Makeover!

Every girl should have the playroom of her dreams. Now I'm halfway there

Turns out I bought so much kit there was nowhere to put it. Newest additions to the collection are this wonderful stand-in-Sybian until my one is replaced and my magical new toy which shall remain nameless until it's delivery from America oh yes.

I have a new Hitachi wand. And I found out how to use it on all of you lovely men and of course the classic way for all you women.

I got a beautiful ruler from #MrMark as a present and couldn't contain my excitement and the new line of Giles Deacon percussive implements. I bought the lot for my naughty corner...

I have a new tv for all my dirty film's and a new sound system on the way as of tomorrow with new music... And to be quite honest I didn't think I needed an updated playlist until I found myself performing a torrid oral act upon a wonderful gentlemen to Rossini's William Tell Overture.

It sounds like a movie.

I have a wall covered in mirrors and a proper school desk complete with blackboard and school chair.

As always my spanking bench is still hanging about but please keep you're eyes open for all my other additions. I wanted to unveil all the fuckery at once but everything traveling from The States has been delayed by this Black Friday malarkey...

Who do you have to screw to get a wall restraint around here?!

Not So Submissive Charlotte

A few days ago I got an email asking if I could wrestle and if so do I think I could pin a man down.

Yes Sir! I replied hoping I wasn't (or was) talking to Tony Stark. On reflection I thought better of it, I'm 155cms tall not particularly muscular and lets be honest. I am Submissive Charlotte.

That evening I took myself off for a martial arts class. I did rather well and got asked to have dinner after by the Sensei which I did. He was very nice but insanely dull and "enlightened" whatever that means...

So this morning I chose to skip the gym and have scrambled eggs with salmon and kale for breakfast (YUM) but unfortunately I am an  impulsive girl and this has become the norm as opposed to a treat. Plus I get up just before 6am and I have loads of time before Yoga!

Anyway, I digress...

Sir arrived exactly on time and much to my dismay wasn't Tony Stark (You're much better looking Sir!). After all had been sorted I asked how he thought a good way to go about beginning a wrestling match was, obviously I have no ring in my apartment. He suggested we simply jump to. We did. Turned out I am really good at it. Sir couldn't get up at all!

Rather humiliating for him I must say, a grown man pinned down by a girl leaving himself fully exposed?

Now really.


And yes. That is me in my wrestling mask. Not bought for the occasion (obviously as thats a shot from my last shoot) but I knew it would come in useful some day. 

I wasn't joking when I say I have everything Sir...

ABDL - Charlottes first encounter!

A few weeks ago my friend put on a documentary (unsurprisingly by channel 4) focused on Adult Babies and Diaper Lovers.

No idea what that is?  Read the sentence again because that's basically the it! Anyway I posted this shortly after on twitter and ever since I have been inundated with enquiries for the service.

Well I did it.

I got some diapers ordered and hit up the chemist and by this morning I was sorted!

Sir arrived and explained what he was after... For a nerve racking moment I thought he was going to dress me up!

"Don't worry Charlotte" he said "that's for next time..."

The role play was the Strict Aunty and the naughty boy next door she was babysitting.  I think I pulled it off rather convincingly and I even managing to administer a firm enough over the knee spanking!

Sir left with a smile on his face so that's got to be a winner!

Killing Kittens

Somehow I managed to get into a Penthouse Party the other day.

Rather than being just as exclusive as Hedonism Kittens Parties the Penthouse takes forever to get an invite. I got a recommendation.  Luckily.

So have you seen that Belle de Jour episode,  the Billie Piper one? Hopefully not and if so good because it's nothing like that.

Poor Billie was (not even shagged) about a tacky house with a chick covered in balloons and someone with a stupid feather. Kittens is much nicer, lots of champagne,  lots of girls and all the boys have to do what they're told- that's why this club is so special.

So Charlotte's reasons why there's no better club than Killing Kittens.

3. Girls
All the girls are attractive it's a prerequisite for your application and they just blatantly will be refused membership.  It's harsh, girls seem to take it better than boys too. Strangely.

2. Men
One of the only rules are that men cannot approach women, women are to a approach men (Killing Kittens- get it get it!) Which makes it easier to see which friends I can't take because of compulsive sleazing after a drink or two!

1. Masks
Alot of couples go and a few of the women don't work, simply breezing through life and jetting around the world to find the next months Masks. Masks stay on till midnight and they come off if you like. Some of the masks are unreal.

Attending this party made me want to explore my exhibitionist side a bit more. Please keep your eyes on this space Sir...

Give a girl a bone.

Puppy play.

This is one of my favourite things to do.

Absolutely.

Which girl doesn't like being stroked and petted?

Anyway, so I got the email inquiring as to whether I'd be interested in playing, oh yes Sir I really would! Possibly seeming too eager in my reply to organise as soon as possible (a girl has got to have her fun!)

After replying I ran into my play room threw open the cupboard and starting raking through all the toys I have in there in a strangely puppy-like manner anyway.

No luck.

I just couldn't find my puppy toys anywhere! I only came across my heavy leather collars and leads which I do love but I had the CUTEST pink spikey pup collar that has vapourised.

Ok plan B. Please remember that I had almost embarrassingly made this appointment for the evening and although I wasn't sure Sir would be particularly bothered about the missing toys I was not going to have the opportunity ruined.

An hour later I was scurrying down Edgeware Road to where Google told me the nearest pet shop was. It was so fun!  Scampering all over the place I collected a few fun brightly coloured toys that were (all natural) easy to pick up with my teeth. Except the tennis balls.. but you've got to be punished for something right?

Pet Shop Girl awww these are so cute!! You must have a girl puppy?
Charlotte You have no idea
Pet Shop Girl oh that's the sweetest!  Which breed is she! Oh you should have brought here its so dog friendly round here!
Charlotte Dog friendly you say..?

The wheels in my head have been turning since I heard that.

Walkies anyone?