Whoremaggedon

Is what my friend told me when I told him I would be late for our breakfast meeting due to a stocking crisis. 

It brightened up what would have been a dull Tuesday morning. Not that dear Ace didn't brighten it up..

We went to our local cafe for a tea before I disappeared off for a day of dubauchery and after looking very thoughtfully into his cup said to me perfectly seriously:

"Char, you know when you walk sheep?" 

I lost complete control of my faculties. Another utterly hilarious and perfectly innocent statement from Ace.

He meant heard (sp?) not walked, as in with a sheepdog. Incidentally.

But yes Tuesday is looking up! And it's only 10:30...