Misbehaving again

I once heard a joke about an American psychologist who wanted to do some research regarding the sexual preferences of men who watched porn compared with those who didn't. Of course he never did his study because he couldn't find a single man who didn't watch porn.

So I know you'll have all seen at least one movie about the plumber coming to visit and fixing the hot girls "sink" and having the time of his life. It wasn't my sink it was the entire bathroom.

I came in on Saturday morning to find water all of the floor of pretty much my entire flat. After laughing at how funny it looked and taking my heels off the reality kind of hit me. When the plumber came he was not up for it either, he just looked annoyed that I got him up to com over on a Saturday morning. understandably and that he knew he wasn''t going to leave till the end of the afternoon. Which was wrong. He left at 8pm. Oops!

So I am extremely sorry to everyone I had to cancel on Saturday and thank you for being understanding. You all know I would have much rather been shagged stupid than held a torch for a man who was more excited by the prospect of fitting new taps than spanking my bottom. 

The silver lining of this is since I obviously couldn't have visitors so I went shopping. So my collection of filth has once again expanded.