Monday 17 August 2015

The Bratwatchers Guide.

I don't know if its the heat but I think I may have actually out Bratted myself this summer.

(And its still August)

So since I have won Brat Of The Week again I thought I better write a speech blog to celebrate.

From Princess Tantrums over spilt Champagne and sulking because I can't buy my new shoes yet the trouble seems to have reached highs of epic proportions and even the most seasoned of spankers are having trouble taking me (ahem) in hand.

I have included a short guide on how to spot a brats Princess Tantum. This could be useful to those in and around the Marylebone area of London... I hear there's a particularly turbulent one running riot around there...



The Princess Tantrum.
The Bratwatchers Guide

1. The Foot Stamp.


I tend to favor the right foot and usually performed with crossed arms and a pout when I'm told I cant have/ do something.

2. The smirk.

Usually but not always after the foot stamp upon deciding to have/do the forbidden thing anyway, also used when Brat knows she's in trouble but isn't ready to admit it yet.

3. The Please Please Please.

Does not mean please. Closes English translation is "I want I want I want" but Please sounds better than that and this is a Princess Tantrum.

4. The Flounce.

Verb: Go or move in an exaggeratedly impatient or angry manner.
Upon not getting one's own way.

5. The Spring.

The spring is when Brat springs up from her chair every times she sits down after her tantrum as it is usually followed by a good spanking.