Ramble.

Repsyching myself for yoga, I want to up my days to three times a week.

And take the 7-8:30 class so I can start seeing you guys at 9:30 (see how I did that)

I am rambling because I have a big secret. Like really big. As in mind blowing. But I can't tell anyone untill the friday after next.

Its going to be saucy.

Much like how I looked in that military tunic yesturday. Comically dominant, sexy enough to distract your attention and definitely worth the wait after all. And incase you're wondering it was a seductive interrogation scene and I rock at them.

For a submissive if you please Sir.

Speaking of pleasing Sir.

I've had some REAL fun this week.

Mr Tickles likes to be tickled, turns out thanks to my nails Im rather good at it and paired with maid outfit and a feather duster I aint half bad.

This I need to thank D for so thank you Doctor D! This lucky bitch got a PVC nurse tunic as well as a spec and gag. The prognosis isn't good, it looks like we'll need to keep you here tonight...

And Ace is back from Milan. Coincidentally the wonderful black leather and... blue suade... appliquèd... fitted blindfold (yes I am breathing heavilly) magically appeared on his night stand. If only he didnt have a job to go to.

Is there such thing as bad feminism?

I actually got told off by Ace a few days about not blogging for a few weeks. Jeez....

So stop everything and listen to me.

That mean putting your wine down.

Closing UkPunting.

Pausing NetFlix (yes I know you'll all be reading this around 9pm tonight when Game of Thrones is on but bear with me. Emilia Clarke can wait too. But not for long, shes hot.)

I did a duo last week. Unusually it wasn't with Submissive Emma or Mistress Tammy who are my all time favourite duo partners, especially Emma. We actually bicker like petulant school girls turning your fantasy roleplay into fantasy real play. Who knew.

Anyway, so me and Blonde Escort had a cup of tea after the booking (I recommend the TeaPigs Green Moroccan tea... minus the Moroccan style sugar overload...) she goes to me.

"Char, are you a feminist?" I laughed. I don't think I am really. I mean, I enjoy letting men push me about and tell me I'm a bad girl, not particularly pro women is it? So we began talking about why I wasn't.

I hate escorts who think they are feminists. Baby Campbell is feminist. She hardly shaves her lets because her girlfriend doesn't care and (Quote) ""why should [she] conform to society i.e. male standards" as well as lots of other things such as not allowing me to say slag in front of her as it demeans women even though I tend to be referring to men when I use it and mostly in an ironic sense.

Thats a feminist.

Not the 10 odd escorts I know who are a feminist because "why should I listen to what anybody but I says and way, innit doe" blatantly not a clue what they're talking about. And even  more lost when I ask if they're read any Angela Carter, Carol Ann Duffy or Margaret Atwood.  (Who's that? a band?)

No Blonde Escort was the real deal. I'm pretty sure she had chained her self to the railings in the 20's for womens right and starved herself to death for Suffrage. Of course in a past life, shes only 23. She has a bone to pick with me.

"Charlotte, the thing is I noticed when I was going down on you that you wax..."

Curveball.

"Blonde Escort, I noticed when I was going down on you that you don't."

And she didn't. I know she was blonde but that is obviously not natural from what I've seen. So she went on (Proudly I might add) to tell me how she's never shaved, not even trimmed.

Why? Get this. I'm going to do bullet points since I havent listed for ages.

• Misogynistic.  I'm not sure I fully understand this one. Not even going there.
• Advocating pornography. Hang on. You're a whore. The only difference between you can Porn Girls is that they have a camera in the room while they do the service and usually charge a few extra hundred. Its not. Advocating porn, I'd must rather watch a video where she was all clean and tidy rather than him hunting about in there for it like Gollum going after the ring. Not sexy.
• Infantilising Myself. What? Just WHAT? I'm 21. To Ace, Kate and half the blokes at the pub I am an infant (but only because like they're like super old. OMG like basically thirty) and while we're on the subject Ace has never once complained how I ma bereft of bush. Neither have any of you.

maybe I'll get a wig to go "there" or something, so I can please the feminists?

Afternote for any UkP members who are reading this.

I had a google of misogyny while I was writing this so I could keep on track with Blonde Escort. A word I thought you might like is: Misandry. Which basically means the hatred of men.

I thought it might be useful when describing certain members of the industry.

Just annoys me a bit when you use phrases like (in regards to how WGs feel about you all) "holds us in contempt" it isn't really relevant as it seems one who can do the "holding" must be one in a position of higher power. Such as a judge or police officer... not a prostitute...