Friday 21 June 2013

The True Girlfriend Experience

I am a submissive and fetish escort. I wouldn't know a GFE if it slapped me in the face, and not just at work- ask Ace...
 
Definition?
 
Urban dictionary

"The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and doesn't want to use a condom."
 
Err what sorry? Madness.... Ok, so Urban Dictionary is a terrible source but it proves my point, nobody knows what the damn thing it.
 
So I asked the girls on SAAFE. (Here's the thread if you're interested)
They came to the conclusion it must include kissing and cuddles, you all know that's my err strong point (don't laugh so loud) and a sensual massage.  I like to think I excel at sensual massage, oil or no oil.
 
Then I searched UK Punting to see what the boys said (didn't post a thread they get scary when provoked)
Weirdly enough most of you don't even want a GFE, and would rather go the Porn Star Exp route and have a laugh.
 
How confusing, although convenient as I would rather be a Porn Star than a Girlfriend.
I did another photo shoot the other day. Nothing hard-core. No nudity so don't get too excited- just a new lingerie set and a few shots of my slimmer than usual waist (no dear it is not weightwatchers). Keeping the site up to date etc. but check it out I could almost pass for a Girlfriend in those? In a kinky, sex kitten, by-the-way-there-is-handcuffs-under-the-pillow-sweetheart way right..?

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