Reasons Chloe and I shouldn't be left alone

10. We both enjoy Champagne more than is healthy
9. Neither of us can say no
8. Neither of us had the sense not to take naughty pictures with my webcam
7. We stupidly choose to send pictures to our mutual friends
6. Yes, yes that does mean Ace. **
5. Although we are both consenting adults my flat doesn't have a voice and I feel for this reason the poor thing has been abused.
4. Same with my computer
3. She needs to be able to drive the next day
2. There was a reason I moved my work stuff to, you know... work. That reason is because no matter what. Chloe will find it.
1. That is how we reached that picture on a cold Wednesday night in October

**Note. Ace is so lovely that I don't mind sending him drunken filth. Especially when it entices him to come over with wine in the wee hours and entertain me through my alcohol induced madness.
(Of course I made sure he was also sufficiently intoxicated, am I not the perfect hostess?)