Bubble Bath

The most groundbreaking thing that happened this week was I took my acrylic nails off. Possibly for good. Ace was almost sick because I just pulled them off while we were up watching How I Met Your Mother at some point this week. Apparently its sickening.

I got my new pictures up (thank god!) now you can actually see my pretty face instead of Bunnies of London's photoshopped super-woman pictures that had a resemblance to me when I was 18 and lived inside the pages of Cosmopolitain. Just one more reasons I think escort agencys are imoral.

It was Submissive Emma's birthday yesterday, she's still looking good.

Its Another escort friends birthday today who's asked me not to mention her by name. Bore!
So we're going clubbing in Holborn tonight- as if I can wait!

Its been a quiet day today, one of those days where everyone has a question but nobody wants to come in. So I have elected to sit in the flat all day. And blog. And edit pictures. And write. I like to pretend I've writing a novel but I'm 600 pages in and there's little or no story to it.

I wrote a bit on my tablet last night since I couldn't sleep (maybe I should take a bubble bath?) which is unusual since I was at Ace's again and I sometimes find it difficult to sleep if I can't hear his horrendous-earth quake educing- stampede creating- really rather loud snoring. Definitely could hear last night.

Odd.

OK. I almost got through an entire blog post without a rant but I have just received a phonecall from some stupid man who thinks he's at Baker Street Station.

Me: Hello Good Afternoon, can I help you Sir?
Him: Hey, er, is that Laura? Wait who is this?
Me: (be professional, be professional, be professional) This is Charlotte Sir.
Him: oh right er, are you available?
Me: Yes Sir, I am until 6pm.
Him: What do you like to do?  
Me: (hmmm that bubble bath sounds good) Well in an hour I offer unlimited hand spanking, uniforms and costumes tie and te-
Him: but I just want the normal stuff whore, I shall call you back.
[End Call]

I wonder if anyone ever takes their calls back? I certainly shall not be.

(and I can guarantee a guy like that doesn't want anything "normal")