After being picked up at an ungodly hour and making it across the sea I've finally got to Reims (pro. Rem) such a beautiful city(?) Unfortunately the whole time all I could think about was fucking.
Might have been to do with the oysters for lunch.
But the waiter. The Hot waiter. Kind of a Hugh Jackman look about him. Every self respecting woman would have Hugh. No complaining. Any way so I was about to go and defile the man. Then we got the bill (which was amazing for the meal we just had) the problem was his name.
The same as my dads. Ugh. No. No. No.
Game Over.
Theres just some things a girl cant do.
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