Orgasms.

There is a phenomenon in the homosapien species called orgasm.

Scientifically it is stimulation focused on a specific set of nerves which cause strong contractions and a feeling of ecstacy.

Socially it seems to be the deciding factor in whether one has self respect or not- deciding factors being based on gender of said specimen.

Basically its if you actually wanna fuck whoever you're  fucking.

For the inexperienced there are several kind of orgasms.

1. The fake orgasm.
This is the most common. I estimate around 99.99% of men have given a woman this orgasm. I love men but alot of you think longer is better. Wrong

2. The Im-late-gasm.
Oh god. YES. You are wonderful. Please dont stop.
Translation.
Gettheactualfuckoffme. Dont you relaise I have yoga class/ pick up the kids/ wash the dishes/ walk the cat.

3. Bitch-gasm
We all know it. Bitch-gasm happens days, months even weeks after stimulation usually in a pub or other public place. "So yeah... I did your lad" recognising signs of Bitch-gasm is the disgusting grin on your mates face.

4. Forced orgasm
Ace has this down. There is something more intimate in your partner making you come as oposed to you doing it or having an option. Just saying.

5. Ruined orgasm
Where I spend the evening with a kebab and a Fosters enjoying Disneys Tarzan and Ace turns it off with 9 minutes to go.
Sadism in practice.