How much sex is enough?

I have sex everyday.

Usually once with Ace (or more on my days off) and possibly a few times during the day with you Slimy Buggers.

Literally, at one point about two years ago when I was first beginning to dabble in the BDSM side of the adult industry I convinced myself I had some sort of huge disorder. WRONG. It was a dumb ex boyf paired with too much porn.

And basically not enough sex.

I digress from my point of matter: I was reading CosmopolitainBODY. For all the men its Cosmo magazine but focused on health and fitness considering about 64% of adults in the UK are overweight (by the way that figure goes up if you limit it just to the North East... yikes!). The article I was reading entitled: How Much Sex Is Enough also has lots of figures. The most fun ones being:

Having 100 orgasms a year can increase life expectancy by 3-8 years 
(vague and stupid. I think I've had 100 orgasms this month, therefore does the figure go up? I thought not.)

Men have the most sex when they're 29 years old
Incorrect, as all my regulars and any bloke browsing my website reading this will know, as well as Ace who is 27. This is obviously a statistic thought up by a deluded, married woman in her late 30's. Probably overweight.

But please a drum roll for the best stat Cosmo has to offer us girls.

Have sex everyday if you want to get pregnant.
NO WAY.

Stop the press...

Cancel my appointments....

You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen.